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10.06.2025 05:17
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Fred Espenak, astronomy's 'Mr. Eclipse', dies at 71 - Space
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Why do philosophy of physics when you can do physics itself? - Aeon
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Then came..
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do White people love dogs more than humans?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Utah’s quiet measles case: what happened and why officials stayed silent - KSLTV.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...